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We're Back, Bitches.
Otherwise known as: don't listen to bad advice from good people.
Nov 14 • 
Amber Naslund

July 2025

Oh God, Frozen Beans!
The exclamation that gets me through some tough shit.
Jul 25 • 
Amber Naslund
Stray cats and the art of figuring shit out as you go.
Your toolkit is probably better stocked than you think.
Jul 21 • 
Amber Naslund

June 2024

Zen And the Art Of Aquarium Maintenance
Who knew I'd become a fucking fish nerd?
Jun 3, 2024 • 
Amber Naslund

April 2024

A Love Letter To Myself: You Will Fucking Be Okay
Sometimes we have to love ourselves most and best of all.
Apr 23, 2024 • 
Amber Naslund
Are we really doing fucking motivational quotes now, Amber?
I'm not making it a habit but I'll make an exception this time.
Apr 17, 2024 • 
Amber Naslund

May 2023

Well that's a fucking kick in the teeth.
When life hands you lemons, you juice them right into a fucking cocktail.
May 12, 2023 • 
Amber Naslund

September 2022

I guess you fucking missed me.
Ok, I kind of fucking missed you too.
Sep 23, 2022 • 
Amber Naslund

May 2022

It's Petty Revenge Friday, Fuckers
Sometimes I remember I have a backbone.
May 20, 2022 • 
Amber Naslund

April 2022

Missed Fucking Opportunities
And the Assholes That Perpetuate Them
Apr 22, 2022 • 
Amber Naslund
Adulting alone is fucking hard.
And lonely. But mostly hard.
Apr 15, 2022 • 
Amber Naslund

January 2022

It's been a fucking minute.
Sorry not really sorry but hi
Jan 28, 2022 • 
Amber Naslund
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